|Jessica Biel takes off her pants.|
|Looks like she was anticipating his arrival - she's dressed for it.|
|She likes a little spanky.|
|Looks like the gestation period on this one might have been more than 9 months.|
- A Beer is always wet, a woman is not….1 point for beer!
- Beer is horrible, when it is hot….1 point for women!
- A cold beer satisfies you….1 point for beer!
- For a beer, you pay taxes….1 point for women!
- If you drink a second beer, the first one doesn’t get angry….1 point for beer!
- You can always be sure that, you are the first one Opening a beer….1 point for beer!
- If you shake a beer, after a while it calms down by itself….1 point for beer!
- You know exactly how much a beer costs….1 point for beer!
- A beer does not have a mother….1 point for beer!
- A Beer won’t ask you to hug her for half an hour after having it….1 point for beer!
- So the Score is……Beer beats women 8 to 2
- If you’re a guy, enjoy this message..If you are a woman reading this and getting angry, know that a beer would never get angry……1 point for beer
Women can be cruel...