Mary woke up every morning with a headache she couldn't tell if was all that booze or all that sex.
Miranda had a very colorful personality.
Jeremy wondered what OTHER ingredients were in his soup.
Cynthia had never had a problem being able to float on top of the water.
For some reason, bad guys did not run from Superhero Mandy - they seemed to want to stop and wrestle.
If you have a very small dick, attract them with the bling.
Jennifer Lawrence is in a draft.
She knows a lot of stuff - chick with a fact...
A guy walks into a bar...
Bonus of the day - 5 celebrities sporting some cleavage. It's how they get you to pay to come see their shows.