Wednesday, January 29, 2014

Post 3

Joke time...

An Aussie salesman drove into a small town in the far south of New Zealand, where a small circus was playing. A sign read: "Don't Miss the Amazing Maori." The salesman bought a ticket and sat down.
There, under the Big Top, in the centre ring, was a table with three walnuts on it. Standing next to it was a middle aged Maori. Suddenly, the Maori dropped his pants, whipped out his huge male member and smashed all the walnuts with three mighty swings! The crowd erupted in applause and the Maori was carried off on their shoulders.
Fifteen years later the salesman visited the same little town, found the same circus, and saw the same faded sign that read, "Don't Miss the Amazing Maori."
He couldn't believe the old guy was still alive, much less still doing his act! He bought a ticket.
Again, the centre ring was illuminated. This time, however, instead of walnuts, three coconuts were placed on the table. The old Maori stood before them, then suddenly dropped his pants and smashed the coconuts with three swings of his amazing member. The crowd went wild!
Flabbergasted, the salesman requested a meeting with him after the show. "You're incredible!" he told the Maori, "but I have to know something. I saw your act 15 years ago, and you were using walnuts. Why the switch from walnuts to coconuts?"
"Well," said the Maori, "my eyesight isn't what it used to be."

Fashion show or stip club?
Gina couldn't get the gum out of her hair.
Is it just me, or are tigers looking sexier these days?
If you've noticed the ribbon in her hair, you might want to reexamine your sexulatiy.

What about the chills you feel when looking at a sexy woman?

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