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One night, while a man and his girlfriend were having hot and heavy sex, the girlfriend started to scream and squirm as she never had before.
"You know you were screwing me in the ass, don't you?" she yelled.
"Actually," her boyfriend admitted, "I wasn't quite sure."
"Then why didn't you stop and find out?" she asked.
"Well," he said, "you know how much men hate to stop and ask for directions."