It has come to my attention that you naughty boys and girls have visited my wicked nephew's blog 100,000 times

Utterly disgusting! And don't think I don't know what you get up to when looking at these pictures and reading his disgusting stories.  Yes, I'm talking about you! Touching yourselves in naughty ways and makng a sticky mess I expect. Well, you are for it now.  Trousers down, skirts up, underwear down! I will give you all a good thrashing!