Monday, January 13, 2014

Post 19

The advertising director had one job - just one job...
They just don't make zippers the way they used to.
Don't venture out in a skirt in a hurricane.
Cindy was hoping that after tonight's date, Jimmy would propose.
Just explaining for the ladies who wander in here.
Treat her right or she might turn you into shishkabob.
Never forget where you are.
Can't argue with that!
Casual Sex Fridays - with Jimmy Kimmel

Joke time...

On the train this morning I saw a stunning Thai girl, wearing a mini-skirt, legs slightly apart. I kept thinking to myself, please don't get an erection, please don't get an erection.
But she did.

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